homestuck according to eric

i got my friend, eric, to do this. he was really random. if you can't read it(for whatever reason)
Aradia Megido: Musket Squirrel
Tavros Nitram: Wheelchair Viking
Sollux Captor: 3d x-ray
Karkat Vantas: Focus
Nepeta Leijon: Bob Marley(eric's a leo, by the way.)
Kanaya Maryam: Vampwolfer(i don't even know.)
Terezi Pyrope: John Doe Bop
Vriska Sekret: Vagina head
Equius Zahhak: Alien Black
Gamzee Makara: Spinner
Eridan Ampora: Blank(he couldn't think of anything, so he told me to write 'blank')
Feferi Piexes: Mario World
John Egbert: Cape Dude
Rose Lalonde: Snuggletits
Dave Strider: Blind Blindy
Jade Harley: Slick
Li'l Cal: Urban Artard
Wandering Vagabond: Milenium Box
Parcel Misstress: Grim Idiot
(i can't remember his name )*Aimless Renegade: Bumble Bee
White Queen: Marshmallow head
Bec Noir: The Winged Stabbed Warrior Wolf-thing(i don't even know, man.)
Courtyard Droll: Icecream(he said, and i quote, "...All I get out of this one is Icecream.")
Doc Scratch: Blank 2.0(he said this one should have been blank. then he had me write blank 2.0)
Snowman: Ranger Black
Bro Strider: R.B. Tittily(i don't know.)
Andrew Hussie: The Armless one
Dad Egbert: The Faceless one
Mom Lalonde: Blank 3.0(see doc scratch's)
Beccuirrel(sp?): Blank Dog(he said "Blank Dog! !")
Grandpa Harley: WTF is this I don't even(it's what he said.)
Maplehoof: Brony
Casey: Squirtle
Colonel Sassacer(sp?): Triangulated Anger(i don't know.)
NannaSprite: Caspian
JapersSprite: Tentacle Rape(lol)
DaveSprite: Focus 2.0(it's what he said; "Focus 2.0! >:0(" )
JadeSprite: Mountain Dew
Naknak: Perry the Platypus
Hearts Boxcars: Black
Diamonds Droog: Black 2.0
(i can't remember the cat's name eiter! )*Vodka Mutini(mutie): Black the Cat.


EDIT: eric has a deviantart account! if you wanna talk to him, it's